I either do that, or pretend I’m Deaf. (Also works with drunk guys on the train who refuse to think you’re married to your fake husband named Stan.)

We can’t have you qualified folks applying! Who needs that?!

Funny that a Trump supporter would say this...

I don’t know--he may like this, since he’s actually better than the star. (Not as nice to look at, but...)

Ivanka’s cause isn’t bull—

Shit, isn’t one of them his own son?

Shit, all of us commenting on this should apply for something (anything!) at TrumpCo. Fuck experience-who needs it?

I’VE BEEN GIVING IT MINUTES, BUT NOTHING HAPPENS!!!!

Yeah, we all know who he’d really like to fuck. Also why Melania’s staying in NY (don’t believe that Barron/school business!)

I could’ve sworn he was red in an Enquirer photo I saw. (AKA Trumpussy’s Weekly World News).

I want Trumpy OUT. However, I can’t discuss how I want him out, or what I want done with the guy that’ll replace him.

Ah, yes...the man who refuses to disrupt his own son’s school year sees nothing wrong with disrupting EVERYONE ELSE’S LIFE.

Ain’t nobody saying you (the collective, racist “you”) can’t get on a soapbox at the corner of 7th and Washington (former home of the St. Louis Rams!) and yell about how the niggers are ruining the country with their handouts. You have the freedom to do what you want! I can’t guarantee you’ll survive, but....

Someone tell ME why ALL THE OTHER REPUBLICANS couldn’t stop a man that shouldn’t have been elected Chief Pussygrabber at a Pussygrabbers’ Convention where he was the only candidate.

Interesting...all I can remember is “They were BLACK!!!!” something something something “MAGGOTS!” something something “I loved it when Mama cooked beans!”

Years of my mother yelling “Watch out for that spit!” has trained me to eye spit globs at 40 paces. I understand that you can’t always spit in the grass, especially if there’s none around. But goddammit, do you HAVE TO SPIT right where people are??! Walk over to where there are fewer people and hawk and spit there!

Ah, yes...uppity. Along with “not a good fit,” “acting white,” “doesn’t seem like a lesbian!” and “I thought you were white!” make up the group of phrases that NEVER MEAN GOOD THINGS! when they come out of anyone’s mouth.

I have to admit, “monkey” has escaped my mouth for hyper little tots, and I try to remember not to say it out loud (or, if I can’t do that, at least say it around family). Monkeys are sooooo cute, but, ugh....racists! I can’t even say “THAT’S OUR WORD!”

Because no one called it soul food when my German-born HS history teacher ate it (he loved chitlins!), or my black/Jewish piano teacher (who also loved chitlins!) It was “poor people’s food” when white people (or those who passed) ate it, but is seen as “black folks food” when black people eat it.

I hate to ask this question (precisely why I’m asking it a day late!), but what are lites? I’ve heard my mother mention it, but when I asked her to describe it, all I get is a clenched mouth and a quick head shake (or a emphatic “FUCK NO!”) I’d Google it, but I’ve googled far too many gross things lately and want to…