I’m starring you because of “janky.”

I’m pretty sure that whole Ferguson thing (which I drove through before the shit hit the fan!) began as a peaceful protest. There’d also been “Take Back the Night” marches, picnics, etc. at least in the city of St. Louis (I’m near both), and a couple of HS classmates started something in memory of another classmate…

Damn, she looked pretty decent for a hot second.

Wait...why would asking a question about exposure be bad? Wouldn’t that be like asking if it was bad to be painting a room while pregnant? Or listening/watching the news (especially now!) while pregnant? Imagine all the stress of being exposed to our new carrot overlord!

I had a biology teacher in high school and in college that flat-out said that the “science” behind the “NO ALCOHOL EVAR!” campaign was bullshit. I mean, I always thought so (because “one drop” = DEAD BABY never made sense!)

I thought about that too--especially when there was a disease fairly recently (I forget which one) that thalidomide would/could be used to help with the symptoms. Those who suffered the effects of it in the past (mothers/kids, etc.) were mostly against prescribing it, but I thought that that wasn’t quite fair to those…

No, but I can kinda remember the Bradshaw years!

I’d send Trumpussy, but since you’ve got pain in your whereever...ah, what the hell!

I told my parents that when I learned just HOW terrible it was for my mother. The words “The fuck was wrong with you?!” didn’t come from my mouth, but it was close!

Huh! I could’ve sworn (based on 1975 info!) that mothers couldn’t take anything but vitamins. Then again, the drink milk ‘cause pregnant! advice made me wonder why she didn’t just get some Quik instead of trying to drink it “straight.”

So what do you give women that suffer debilitating morning (or all day—sorry Ma!) sickness? No, I’m not saying you should smoke weed, but you also shouldn’t drink caffeine, be over-stressed, etc.

I can’t even with this.

Thanks! I can see the font/layout of the lettering in my mind, and of course, the first cover I think about is the one w/Elvis’s casket photo! (Also the yuge amount of Bob Crane coverage.)

I’ve always wondered how that worked. I remember temping for a place that people would look up prescription info for celebrities. I guess the look on my face (WTF are y’all doing?!?!) caused them to better hide their illegal searches.

I noticed that—the Enquirer is just reporting the best! news about what our new Overlord Trumpussy is going to do for us. I’m not getting what he has on pretty much everyone (NDAs or not). There has to be someone other than me and the millions of “nobodies” that have NO FUCKS TO GIVE, right?

Yeah, I always had an SNL skit in mind about apologies—where someone would run down a list of things they did (all horrible) and apologize for them, then turn smarmily to the camera and say, “Now, don’t apologies make that ALL BETTER?” (after they’ve apologized for killing babies, screwing your wife/husband/both,…

I never got that—the best results I ever got were from a damn kiddie “lye” kit. (TCJ—The Pressing Comb in a Box!) I slapped in for 5 minutes. It took a bit of the poof out and I didn’t look like a weird ass sheep when it was humid. The results I saw (from others) with the “no-lye lie!” relaxers ranged from great to…

I never understood the whole “relaxing = easy hair care!” deal. If anything, it made combing my hair WORSE! Okay, I couldn’t style my hair for shit, but still! When it was natural, I could at least love touching it because it was soft. Not so much with the “relaxer.” I went to ONE hairdresser ONE time for the “weakest…

Oh, so that’s who was on the 3:15 to Nutley!

I’ll never get the whole minority shitting on other minority ‘cause better! mindset I see among (insert racial/religious/ANY minority here). Dude, you’re Jewish and old enough to have lived through the Klan looking at you sideways because you look kinda Jewy. (At least that’s what happened with Larry Fine, maybe…