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Yeah, why couldn’t he just “BOOTSTRAP!”? Only suckers and the shiftless whine about not getting residuals!

Meh. I still love the show, and his role. I’m real good about compartmentalizing.

Huh. Guess he should be practicing that whole “non-violence” thing. /s

I’m surprised he’d bother sitting so close to one of “teh gayz.” That shit’s catching! Pretty sure that’s where I got it!

But he’s already starting shit, and he’s not even president. I find no reason for him to shut up, have the SS (Secret Service) as his sole bodyguards, or do anything a real president elect would do in order to at least be a damn figurehead/pretend to run the country. He’s still bitching about the fact that if his…

This one was similar—the racist was the butt of the joke because he thought the joke was funny, but the punch line was the he’s stupider than the “stupid” black person.

I am truly, officially, an OLD(E). But! I’ve heard of most of these people! But seriously, without listening to the radio (as we did in ye olde olden tymes), you get new music by...???

The last time St. Louis was a top-10 city, I was nowhere NEAR being born, so...

I knew that this election was going to turn out the way it did because of all the OBUMMA’S A MOOSLEM AND ISN’T EVEN A CITIZEN, AND HIS MIDDLE NAME’S HUSSEIN, AND HE EATS BABIES AND HE AND HIS WIFE LOOK LIKE APES! It didn’t matter if Jesus ran against Trumpussy, there was no way he’d win (‘cause Jewish, hippie, and…

I believe this election was fair as much as I believe that Trumputin won it fairly. It may sound silly, but why wouldn’t someone screw with our elections to put the “best” person in? Hell, if I had billions of dollars that could be made if Trumpussy was president, I’d be willing to throw plenty of $$$ that way. It’s…

Ah, but she’s an experienced politician as well as a murderer, whereas, Trumpussy? An inexperienced “politician” who’s a little too loose in the lips to be a good president. Do we really want a man who has trumper tantrums over the fact that everyone’s not kissing his ass? A man that refuses to take intelligence…

Yeah, the more I hear about peacefully demonstrating against Trumpussy, the more I think about those suicide bombers. Too bad there isn’t a way to get terminal patients who want to die for the cause to “take care” of a few of these “politicians.”

Nameless before, nameless now, nameless later...

Nah, if you can tell a good “black” joke, I’ll be the first one to laugh. My father told me one many moons ago, but damn if I can’t remember it. Something about a jar?

Oh, the “kids’ll get a better world.” Enough of that shit—my parents said that in the 1970s, and their parents said it in the 1940s and 1950s. Granted, I don’t have to get up at the asscrack of dawn to chop cotton, and I can vote (for now!), but I always hated when adults said this as a kid, and as an old, I hate it…

So, what’s the answer?

I don’t think the First Lady Elect ever thought that far...

The poor ones haven’t, but they’re too busy waiting for all those sweet, sweet trickle-down dollars to find their way to them.

It took me 8 months to find a job. I know (KNOW!) it was because of the J-O-O-S!