Nah, I’m just repeating what I’ve heard folks say about Obama for the last 8 years.

My mother’s didn’t. She also thought that “Well, if the first pregnancy was difficult, the second should be easier, ‘cause greased rails or something!” Nah, another old wives’ tale (at least for her.)

Wait.

Ah, so it’s NOT just me who can hear that high-pitched sound when the TV’s left on (and the screen’s black--I don’t know if this is even a factor nowadays.)

“Tang Hitler.”

Huh. Explains why I’ve been binge watching the Three Stooges.

And it was one of the reasons (another was seeing Redd Foxx’s tattoo on Sanford and Son), why I commented that that couple had tattoos “just like Fred Sanford!” Most parents would’ve melted into the ground with embarrassment, but they explained that those “tattoos” weren’t like Foxx’s, and it was because the couple…

Now now! The Kramdens are fine, but I won’t have you bringing up the J-O-O-S! (Unless they’re broad stereotypes, of course!)

Hey, if you can find a comedian that’ll turn a phrase like “So many niggers in here, I thought it was a Tarzan movie!” into comedy GOLD, I’ll watch!

YES IT DOES!

I didn’t know it was possible, but somehow, Steve Harvey dresses like a clown pimp/pimp clown. All he needs is a feathered pimp hat and a 1975 Eldorado (diamond in the back, of course!), and the vision is set!

(Insert “Why Not Both?” photo here.)

I find it suspicious that “suddenly” American voters remember their racist tendencies and vote for Trumpy because he “tells it like it is.” I mean, it wouldn’t be like the 2000 election where they’re gearing up for war and they need a dummy in office in order to get things done...or would it?

To show off their terrible, terrible upper arms?

Nah, not accepting it then, either.

Either that, or a janky version of Madame.

Aw, damn! I tweeted that that was what everyone needed to get over the “TrumpTroll.” (Of course, I wasn’t able to go either, but made do with the Cinematic Titanic version.)

Lordy be, I’m soooooo tired of the “I don’t see color” bullshit. Look. If you don’t see color, why are YOU COLORING YOUR HAIR TO SUIT WHAT’S PREFERRED, YOU DIM BINT?!

Meh. I say we get buckets of white paint (even better, white paint with lead!) and turn him into the white man he so desperately wants to be.

Even better--as mentioned below--Phyllis Schlafly, woman who worked was against women working and we all know the old story about her thanking her husband for giving her permission to spout her bullshit. He should’ve told her to go to the kitchen and keep making him sandwiches.