I read this exact same advice in Goop, except it was paprika instead of salt, oat milk instead of beer, pouring it on your clit instead of drinking it, and instead of changing your life in the abstract it eliminated the discomfort of menopause.

“Judge Aquilina’s Dr. Nassar’s efforts to demonize Dr. Nassar in front of the entire world were successful.”

Didn’t see that second ref coming in for the spear did they. now I can only see it in slow motion set to “Wrecking Ball.”

This man took a game Americans didn’t care about and built an apartment for cats in Trump Tower. His legacy is gonna hold up just fine.

This sort of thing never would have happened under Joe Paterno.

“Kid fans are the best fans”

“I am fully aware of the disgrace I brought to the game.”

“He no longer enjoys the relative anonymity that most of us do. He’s become known… as the beer can guy.”

I think he’s saying “Get in the fucking box, you mother fucking bitch mother fucker” because the batter had stepped out. Also because he’s insane.

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

Kind of an extreme way to make the move to skeleton

When my great aunt was sick, she stayed with us for a while. Every time she had a bad coughing fit, I would make sure to come check and her, grab her a water, and punch her in the face a couple times. She couldn’t shake the illness and passed, but I am sure she would have thanked me for checking on her so often if…

Good to see the young fella get the thwack back. Serve it up, he’ll down it. Put the cards down, he’ll filet them. Hell, mop the floor and he could walk on it. I think you follow.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Wait until he drops your fantasy team.

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Well now maybe he can move on in peace with his life . . . sentence.

This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.

He’s just laying the groundwork in case any of those girls bring future rape allegations against him.