Maybe he IS bowing out to let someone younger/ better get an opportunity to play internationally for Germany. It’s not like as a nation they are hurting for talent. He’s already won a World Cup, the highest international honour. It’s true he could wait until after the 2018 World Cup, but like I said, Germany will be…

The boat was called Kaught Looking...but not at the jetty, obviously.

Always a proud moment as a father when your son scores and you get to watch.

Everywhere but Florida, this is called “grooming”

It was definitely the weed and not that sweet, sweet angel dust.

He’s just laying the groundwork in case any of those girls bring future rape allegations against him.