Who let this thing out of the greys?

Did you get lost on your way to Brietbart?

I’m sorry that the public education system has failed you so thoroughly.

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?

You’re talking about the organization that surgically implanted microphones into a cat to spy on Russians in the park.

For me it wasn’t their names. Jlaw looks very Teutonic and Lorenz didn’t. But most importantly, it seems like Hollywood has stopped believing there are any other actresses. It’s not jlaws fault, but it really is over saturation.

They also considered dropping an anvil on his head.

Is she really? I love J Lawr, but seeing her play someone named “Marita Lorenz” is cringe city...

Just Wikipedia’dher and discovered that jlaw will be playing her in a movie. Great. Not.

There was the time the CIA tried to poison his milkshake. There was the ploy to discredit him by spraying him down with LSD and watching him go insane during a live radio broadcast. There was, I shit you not, an idea to pack his omnipresent cigar with explosives.

Everything is connected. You want to be super disturbed? Look up Trump’s relationship with Roy Cohn.

Pedantry Corner: it’s “hare-brained.” As in, a brain the size of a rabbit’s. “Hair” as a modifier to “brain” makes no sense. See also: “mad as a March hare.”

........me reading this:

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Susan Sarandon didn’t cost Hillary the election, and I hardly think most people are making that argument. But, fuck me alive if her behavior during the election wasn’t a flighty game of White Privilege Bingo.

*puts on sunglasses*

I never thought I would feel so passionate about Debra Messing.

I often leave comments like this to themselves but it’s worth talking about briefly. First, I completely position this as a personal essay with my title by using a personal pronoun: “me”. There’s two subjects here. The game and myself. So you shouldn’t be surprised.

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