That's expected when the hitting coach is there telling him not to hit. 

So when KD uses burners to pump up his image, it’s lame. And when he doesn’t blame anyone else for a career setback, it’s also lame.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Orioles, first major league team to extend protective netting onto the playing field.

I'm probably not the first to recognize "DC United" as one hell of an oxymoron.

I would like to introduce Phanatic Pat’s vs Gorgeous Geno’s as mascots. Then let them fight to the death.

It's going to be a thrilling ride....basketball scores with that front line and that back line. 

If we follow Inslee's plan, we can make sure his hotness doesn't increase by 1 degree Celsius by 2030.

I expect a successful season ahead. 

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

It’s the stitching on these new baseballs. The cord works in mysterious ways.

Hello, are you just waking up from a cryogenic sleep that extended over the past 3 years? If so, boy, do I have some things to fill you in on when it comes to the current political discourse in America. 

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

I, for one, look forward to Steven Adams appearing in the State Farm commercials.

Free Chris Paul

Truman, you can Carter off to jail, but Grant me this: If you just Fillmore prison cells, it won’t solve anything. It would be-Hoover to reform her ways, so we should Taylor the punishment to the crime.

“Awww, that ain’t right. Those are American heroes. You just can’t go disrespecting them. Putting your bare feet...on their...*gulp* faces. Just your....naked toes on the lips and eyes....”

Stephen Curry, the longest-serving single-team player in the league even as we speak