Is it weird I’m waiting to buy this on PS5?

Oh man, I’m looking forward to it! Wait. No. Not looking at it. Definitely not looking *at* it. You know? Ugh. Not at it. Ew.

“Neff will be working by the end of this week as he’ll probably get picked up by Carlson’s former news site the Daily Caller, where they appreciate Neff’s level of racist bullshit.”

First off, I don’t need you to defend my free speech... not that you’re doing that in any way that I can tell.

Blocking a police officer with your hands while he pummels your face isn’t resisting arrest. It’s resisting:

She’s a racist asshole.

Damn. My snark doesn’t “phase” people. That sucks because that’s pretty much the point of snark (and Kinja).

Oh man, the world has been waiting for a mind reader! What a blessing. We need to get the word out that you’ve cracked telepathy! Why are you wasting time here?! We need you in international diplomacy!  OMG.

LOLOLLOLOLOLOLLLOOOLLLOLOLOLOLLLOOOOOL

Because the average Jeep driver needs a 392 to get the kids to school, or the briefcase to work.

White guy here.

Man, I’d eat some popcorn right now and enjoy these PJTs (privileged jackass tears) but I’m out of butter.

Got some good D&D character looks inspiration here.  :)))

Is it possible this idiot s the product of a below-the-belt hit?

While Denny should certainly check for meaning in his hand gestures, I doubt this is what he’s doing here.

OMG.  A second thing to look forward to in 2020!

Rogue is the car people buy when they’ve given up on everything except their kids. Well, kids and the eventual prospect of those kids moving out and having something resembling retirement.

Jaywalking.

Wait. You guys are hating on the design of the PS5, but roll out Chris Kohler to do a “Hits and Misses” VIDEO with a fungus growing in the shade of his chin?

“Sony will absolutely have video games.”