“Agree to disagree” is usually the argument for those who’s last retort was insults.

Fuck this.

- There’s a lot of statistical evidence that seatbelts, airbags, ABS, crumple zones etc. save lives. True. However, you’re comparing what is generally a 1ton+, 30mph+ missile to what is generally a 20mph-, 40lb walking enhancement. Your principals are wrong because your comparison is wrong.

Your take is horrible. Read the whole blog post - you are arguing in favor of a nanny state of victim blaming.

Dat color. 

This is how they’ll break California. 

Seconded.  *Mind Blown*

Since “Sports” was in the title, I just want to mention: Fuck Jim Spanfeller.

Daniel Ricciardo is a dreamboat.

Yes, but are their tacos any good?

Came in to say something like this, only dumber.  Easier to give a star. 

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/10/29/media/deadspin-editor-fired/index.html

This.

The Jokes write themselves, folks. 

Can someone who plays this please tell me Joe Flacco’s good stats? If these stat indexes extend into the front office, I’ll take John Elway’s too (+100 floss power and accuracy, is my bet).

Excuse you!! ACME Useless Turd juice only lasts 4-6 hours. Turning into Joe Flacco for a whole day would require a minimum of 4 doses.

*the most popular model that most people would commute to work in.

We probably coulda got Eli Manning for a 12-pack of Coors light and some nose-bleed tix to a Nuggets/Nicks game.

I made the mistake of reading your comment in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice, complete with dramatic pause around ‘”Enthusiast,”’ and now I can’t take it seriously.

Stupid and a bit racist.