Real reasons don’t matter. I’m still blaming John Elway.

Lebron’s “Republicans buy shoes too.” moment.

It’s Nintendo’s fault for simultaneously advertising Winnie the Pooh as a playable in Smash.  

But:

Obligatory:

I need this on a t-shirt.

Two pieces of proof that humanity is as moronic as it has even been.

There’s a lot of beautiful No Man’s Sky in this work, that isn’t in No Man’s Sky.

As a Coloradan, you have an unwritten obligation to be a Bronco “passive enthusiast” if not a full-up fan. Those who immigrate to Colorado will find themselves having to prove loyalty and or fealty to either; John Elway, Zebulon Pike, and/or Air Force Academy aircraft chemtrails. That said, even if you’re a Pikey, you…

Ahh the MLB playoffs... I din’t know rooting for a giant meteor was an option till 2007, and I haven’t looked back since.

Agree to disagree. There is no salve for Chris Webber.

Jeeps don’t have easter eggs; just dog’s eggs.

If betting could actually happen on this, I’d certainly put $20 on Morgan Freeman.

Wait till you hear what I have to say, the day after Donald’s last. In comparison, his tweet will look downright charming.

A bag of hot air, a half-wit, and a pathetic...
I’m shocked (not really) there are/were at least 3 Donald Trumps who worked for Liberty U.

This is good Kinja.

Kotaku is the Bahamian hurricane refugee without a passport.  T2 is an angry orange man.

Do excuse yourself. Those of us who can manage to plan our laundry day before we run out of underpants, welcome the economy amd simplicity of a electric hatchback.

I hadn’t considered the similarity to #nastywoman and owning it the way so many did after the debates.

PABOTUS