Don’t worry everyone, Tom’s cash has more rights than a woman or a non-resident; I’m sure it will make a fine president.

Pro Baseball: guy gets popped by a ~150mph ball to the face and play continues.

With chunks breaking off our polar caps, you may be able to try this yourself, in the not-too-distant future.

I hope their next goal is just as *electrifying* as their last.

Needs a full bed and a ball hitch.  Otherwise it’s pretty cool.

Ugh.  I thought I’d seen the last of Leno on stage.

Damn, there’s a Misfits album I don’t own? This is why I Kinja.

With you on Children of Men. I know there was some SE/CGI but it was with a light hand, and didn’t distract from the story.

It must suck to have genuine ability and talent.

This is good Kinja.

NP!
Let us be honest. If you’re buying this to drive as a daily, you’re an idiot. On the other hand, you’re the kind of person who likes tinkering in the garage, and enjoys a breakdown because it’s an excuse to do ... a lot of that... then this is a dream.

Lyin’ Ted Cruz and Fibbin’ Mette Frederiksen are pathetic losers! Sad! I bought Texas from Mexico on inauguration day in front of the biggest crowd in presidential history! Mexico paid for it! Only I can make Greenland Great again by putting all the Cold Miners - great people, they love me in the Cold industry - back…

I don’t remember many awards shows (I don’t even watch them, for the most part, anymore) but I do remember her coming up to the stage a couple of times in ‘91. I hadn’t heard any of her performances and didn’t know who she was but damn she looked good. 14-year-old me was very impressed.

For me, COTD.

Where’s the 6-wheeled, pavement-sucking vacuum car with a 4' tall AWACS rotodome on the front end?

Agreed, though I’d go a step further.

A quick search on their website yielded:

Calling out Leo for dating younger women is rather a double-edged sword isn’t it?

I’m sure it’s white cheddar.

I love snarky comments like this, and the pun. I also think there’s a time and place for it; this happens to be neither.