Once upon a time, I owned “Devil Without a Cause” on CD. But, for the life of me, I cant remember a single track on it that’s worth playing today; there is no Kid Rock in my iTunes library; if some KR happened to find it’s self on a stream I was listening to, I’d probably skip.

Daily A3 driver approves.

Agreed.

Jack,

Bags of salt weigh more per cubic centimeter.  This will be fine, unless the car is Italian.

It’s a ridiculous card. It highly favors people who play more often and have better access to a larger library of cards, which is antithetical to PTCG’s appeal.

Joel is right. The Phantom Menace is the only one that does not get better with consumption. All the others have flaws - some more than others - but all those flaws can be ignored after consuming enough booze or weed or something. But not TPM.

This is good Kinja.

Deadspin needs to investigate why Baseballer’s hats need to wear sunglasses.

Pretty sure I’ve got piles that can launch more accurately than Flacco.

This is a bad take. This is pretty much DJT’s (new) take on the CP5.

Oh yeah! I wrote sOOOOoooOo many angry e-mails to Gardner’s office opposing the appointment of most of Cheeto’s cabinet picks.   It will feel great getting both Cheeto and one of his rubber-stamp buffoons out in 2020. 

Jesus, David Arquette has aged well.  I wonder if he’ll challenge for the belt anytime soon. 

Hickenlooper should have never, ever, even thought about the Oval Office. He’s highly square for a (nearly) square, high state (my state). As a Senator, he’d probably get my vote, for lack of a better-left option. He needs to get started on that ASAP.

Every once in a while I get reminded that Titanfall (2) is a game.

Somehow I think helmet-to-helmet contact would improve some pro sports, if only to move them closer to extinction.

Truth!  My myomer is fully electrified.

Please allow [unnamed white parent] to step forward and claim your DJT Entitled Dumbass of the Year, award.

Seems relevant. ...Hopefully we’ll all be around for Linsanity II: The Search for a Top 3 Draft Pick.

I’m all in on resigning with the knicks. At least they’ll move some merch.