COTD.

Every game should have a level dedicated to killing Gnatzis (along with an at-least-20-minute-video-directed-by-Ken-Burns explaining why that level is needed).

Really? But the predicted crappiness of anything that isn’t a minivan from C/J/D/F has been spot-on for close to a decade (as well as the die-hardiness of Toyoxus).

Well said. I expect my daily driver to last more than 5 years, so up-front/point-of-sale reliability based on uniform standards is very important to me.

IMHO the versatility of thumbs is under-utilized on thumbsticks. Things i’d like to see:

Sorry, there is nothing redeeming about the Heep. Ugly, noisy, uneconomic, unreliable.

A huge natural disater, followed by increased gas prices, and next? A Bubble bursts? An election?

This is why you hire with non-millennials, preferably unknowns, with acting credentials. Homeboy cares more about his mane than his millions.

People are gonna get their screens one way or another. This car may be a better driver than the people who can’t put their screens away - so at least there’s some solice.

With gas prices so low, it only makes sense Cadihummers would return. Sad!

All the more reason to have a single-payer system, with tort reform, no?

You read Playboy for the Viagra adverts, huh?

Cryslers are shit, regardless of badge. CP.

Same sentiments as stoprobbers, but Metallica’s Death Magnetic.

It’s on Foxtrot Alpha, a Sub-Blog hosted by Jalopnik (which is under Kinja, which is under Univision). Perhaps you don’t understand.

If you like good TV and great cinematography check out Top Gear’s Africa special from a few years ago. Toto’s Africa is featured prominently at one point, and that is, in my mind, the best 2-3 minutes of TV produced in this millennium.

Because people would get heroine(s) and heroin mixed up? Thus “girls” is attached, as if it were a billboard outside a strip club. SMH.

Nope. Donuts are still dumb AF.

Wait. Isn’t the Attorney General supposed to be the bulwark of civil rights under the law?

NP - but just only, because these things are amazing. Although, that two-tone is a turbo turn-off.