I never said ***I’d*** buy one. I just said they’d sell some.

If I win one at a casino, will they give me top shelf for the rest of the night, instead?

Yup. Even if they were aggressive, wouldn’t they have been attacking the not-present suspect I presume this cop was searching for?

$40k? Oh hell no. Not for a Kia. Drop two doors, 100hp and $10k, and they may sell a few.

Look! Idiots exposing their idiocy (patriotically).

Today, you’ve won the internet.

Donuts are stupid. They are, without a doubt, the single worst thing that is attached to being a gearhead, next to Tony Stewart.

And after that, relatively no-cost power for millennia. Seems legit to me.

http://gizmodo.com/we-know-exactly-where-all-the-heat-from-the-global-warm-1753818194

“ETA: My mother lived in Tyler for a few years. Tyler, Texas sucks.”

How much porn could a shorn Storm perform if a shorn Storm could perform porn?

That’s like rubbing it as a teenager without satisfaction, then 20 years later while your sitting there having your morning coffee; surprise! O-face!

Wait. Either:

Yep - the “unseen” version.

I’m sure the dungeon in Rick Perry’s basement is pretty extravagant.

Hyperbole is overrated. So is sarcasm. But most car MPG’s are not. And they will be updated by the EPA if they find they’ve made an error. That is.. as long as the EPA is funded.

And it looks so much better than any Boxter made in the past 15 years.

So much this. Plus Grind time to high levels for EACH class.

He forgot to mention:

Without fuel economy target improvements set by government, we can look forward to the free market really investing in other technologies like this!