“I do not support a livable wage (for everyone else).”

I don’t twitter. So thank you for sharing this.

How do you know it’s easy... unless you did it?

FWIW, we bought a Prius in March 09, and the original battery tested at 94% capacity of a new replacement battery when we traded it in February 2015. IIRC, it had about 112K miles.

There was no GM or Chevy on my short list of want-to-own cars. There certainly isn’t now.

Currently, when I pull up next to a 350/370z, I automatically stereotype the othe other driver as “An Cock.” However, if I drove a cherry 300z TT (which seems like a joy, because I find it desireable) and I pulled up next to a 350/370z, I would probably stereotype them as “An Cock.”

As a young man who hated these kiddy-pop franchises in the late 90s, to the got-kids-of-my-own adult of today; I have to respect GF/Pokemon’s staying power. I’ve probably bought $500 worth of Pokemon stuff over the past 12 months - and some of it I find fun to play with my son.

Every sperm is sacred. Can they get some fucking documentation too?

Killing the cheap Mini Nintendo makes more sense if games are tied to a $20/yr sub on the $300 system.

If you’ve been (wondering? considering? pondering with deep introspection?)  what exactly that will look like...

People are starting to figure out there’s more to “good” racing than left turns.

Actual STOCK cars?

GTFO!

Mr. Trump, they (you know, the one’s who are out to get’cha) can hear what you’re saying on that phone too!

My take: Your life is pathetic and shallow if you need to show your lawn “who’s boss?” every weekend. A well edged, weed-free, and perfectly green lawn is evidence of a life lived in pursuit of cosmetics and superficial goals.

Frank’s commentary on Baseball was one of the few things interesting about the game.

At least he finally recognized the event. Late? Yes. But it only makes us liberals look whiney to further bitch about it/find flaws in the execution.

...keeping the schedule stable.

My house cost about $130K. Perhaps if I spent less time on Jalopnik, and more time in school I could afford an ‘urch.

Carizard! Use We-Should-Totally-Have-More-Pokecars!