I was gonna take Tesla private, but then I got hiiiiiigh

Any reports on whether or not he asked the suspect, rhetorically, ‘What are you gonna do, stab me?’

You have to make a lot of assumptions to see Julia as the liar where in both times its been raised to a legal matter, she’s looking like the person that was telling the truth.

And the sales person also told her that ‘she looked good in that car’ will that be in the lawsuit ?

Say what you want about destiny, but to call a game that average players put hundreds of hours into half assed isn’t genuine.

Yeah, I see the “we need to talk about your ad blocker” thing pop up, and I’m like “yes, I would be happy to disable if it hadn’t told me that on this single article you had 30 ads.”

So this racist shitbird will be busted for spam phones calls, right?

Weird, that’s exactly — I mean *exactly* — like me.

How about go fuck yourself?

I feel like this guy has never had his ass kicked. 

Actual conversation with a friend/cow-orker when I brought my project car to work one day:

Isn’t it standing Jalopnik advice to “Not mess with other people’s cars?” What happened to that? Or is touching someone else’s car not the same thing?

Naw, touching other people’s stuff without their permission is not cool.

Don't worry. He's wrong 

Cars, sculptures, puppies, butts -- doesn’t matter what it is, you need permission from the owner in order to touch it.

It is not a car/object thing, it’s a private property thing. You are not allowed to touch it (let alone sit in it) unless I give you explicit permission.

wow

Today was the first time that DC has been decent since the Obamas left office. 

Somebody’s always gotta make a stupid, irrelevant comment.

bag checks....metal detectors....