As with all franchises that let you down, if you took that bet they would get a meaningless 9th win in week 16 and still not make playoffs.

Remember when we had a rational and logical human in the White House?
God I miss Obama.

... I'd probably still eat the cookie.

Police scanner?

This is like saying “be less poor!” It's not always possible.

It’s not about veterans. It’s not about veterans. It’s not about veterans.
It’s about how black Americans are treated in America. The flag is supposed to stand for everyone, and it does not, so protesting that flag is a protest against that fact. Veterans don’t get extra points.

I thought you were kidding with the cousin thing. That it literally was her cousin is baffling.

*Is immediately traded to Chicago for a few sticks of gum and some lint*

This isn't as bad as the newest republican proposal for healthcare; a bullet and a hammer.

Old man yells at cloud.

Looks like a glancing elbow to me, so they were going for it.

An elbow to the face is pretty devastating. There's much more power in that than a punch.

Flacco was really Jay Cutler this whole time, wasn't he?

Why do all you racist mouth breathers find spelling, punctuation, and grammar so fucking difficult?
Go back and learn English.

We live in a country where our courts face insolvency and have to help shake down poor people to stay afloat, but millionaires and billionaires pay nothing and next to nothing in taxes.
We need an asset tax. Or a guillotine.

I had a guy in real life start going off about social justice warriors yesterday.
Why do people think they want to hear your opinions? He wasn't even drunk.

The Republicans win by sticking together.
Every fucking time. Progressives are nothing in this country, nothing. Let’s keep killing each other instead of fighting against our enemies.
Great job everyone.

GTFO with that bullshit.
Fucking troll.

Trump only ran for office because Obama made fun of him. These people are so thin skinned they would sacrifice a nation for their pride.
It’s aggravating.

OBJ is overrated. A BJ on the other hand lives up to it's promise.