There’s an awful lot of stupid in the world.
Those guys deserve to be fired. Out of a cannon. Into the sun.

Just point me in the direction of where I can buy whatever he's selling.

A movie with Nick Cage as Elon Musk? I’d watch it. I'd watch it twice.

As if you have a job

“If you must smash him, Soviet.”

Really Putin him in his place there.

A new car!

Jesus, we get it, you all don't like Taylor Swift. Can we move on from this?

+1 doing great in the interview, terrible on the job

Minnesota Sports Team: *Implodes*

If anything, Trump it Kushner would say this is my ni**er with a hard R. And they would mean it.
Just saying.

Yeah but polar bears are dying. The ice caps are breaking apart. What’s your point?
We’re also getting hit with major hurricane after major hurricane. This whole climate change and global warming thing seems to be fucking us over pretty clearly.
Every year has been hotter than the last.

How is this not better than nothing? It’s getting national attention, spikes in voter enrollment, and helping our cause.
You get a better reaction with positive reinforcement than negative.

Yeah yeah yeah, but we live in a world where Kanye West is supporting Donald Trump and Taylor Swift supports the Democrats.
You can say whatever you want. That's the facts Jack. Welcome to 2018.

No. No they can’t.
I mean it depends on your definition of better, but if you mean more widely recognizable and influential, no. By any objective measurement, no.

Jokes on us. This is his way of interviewing for Fox news.

1) Franken was a fantastic senator

My sister.
“What if she (Ford) just misremembered?”

I wish he had asked to be her VP. That would have been a stronger combination.

It’s funny, because I primaried for Sanders, but you don’t see me complaining after the game.
It doesn’t matter.
It. Doesn’t. Matter.