He’s just never been the same since his experience on Hoth.

This is bad kinja. Be more funny or be more serious.

Slips, slides, a lot of anticipation with even more disappointment. She broke up with me three weeks later.

Never go full retard, however no one said anything about not going full asshole.

This guy I know, the person who doesn’t see color and voted for neither Trump or Hillary to protest our nation’s two party system, he’s in line to make a very very good salary next year at his workplace. And he’s lazy as a mo! He didn’t finish college, he doesn’t work very hard, and yet he’s in line to make let’s just…

I’m going to take a huge shot in the dark here, just completely random guess: you think we need to make America great again huh? Because if I had to point out a Trump supporter by one comment only, buddy, you’re it.

Jesus the quote in that wiki reads like the Republican manifesto. And that was written in 1945!

Oh I already work here. I just like to mix it up anonymously in the comments section sometimes. Guess who I am correctly and I’ll get you out of the greys permanently.

Kaepernick? The running back for the Vikings who beat his kid with a switch?

Duh. He’s the quarterback who knelt during the national anthem and was blacklisted by the NFL.

Didn’t mean to imply you were, not sure what I was trying to say. My bad.

Is your handle picture dignity from The Simpsons?

WHAT?

Hey Michael, could you do a piece on white people who “don’t see color” (not my opinion)? Because, although I’m a smart individual, my efforts at saying just because you say you don’t see color doesn’t mean shit havent helped much and I could use some help.

You are the ones who sold out immigrants by not voting for Hillary in the election. Not California. Elections have consequences.

The emperor has no hair!

You. It’s you. Not a hard question to answer here.

“Sure, hockey has a lovefest and no one bats an eye but when we do it it’s a scandal. Racists.”

Unarmed white guy. There’s your problem.

What is this shit? Why are we normalizing this presidency? It’s all a big fucking joke that our country is being destroyed by this asshole!