Cotd: tldr edition

They always said the meek would inherit the Earth. They should have been more specific: the feeble minded.

Broomball eh? I see you’re a fan of breaking bones in your appendages.

What is: Golden State Warriors?

I can see their logic behind it. If Conway takes all the opioids in the country then there won’t be any more for addicts to use.

Triggered is up there with deplorable for dumbest insult created. I’ve got a better one for you, but I’m not going to say it. I will say:

You know what? You’re right! He should have had a license. He should have been able to get tested at the state office without the worry of being arrested for being illegal. It’s almost as if no tolerance policies lead to more illicit activities.

“Grow up”

Reminds me of college when I opened a cherry red VW beetle. Entering a parking lot I was going too fast and grazed a yellow concrete pole; yellow scratch about 12" long.

“We really wanted Casey but they forgot the Y and we never bothered fixing it.”

Yeah, but “this reminds me of the last time this happened when a Democrat was in office” doesn’t have a good punchline.

What key information is that? It adds anything to the conversation?

That’s a damn shame. Driving drunk is the dumbest thing you can do, especially in this day and age.

Which three employees though? Was Shannon actually fired?

I thought you were joking but it really is biodegradable.

He hits helmet first in that gif. It’s not even close. What are you talking about.

A shame it’s not a Honda. It would have that VTREK yo!

I’d say they should smear it with dog poop but cleanliness Cleveland might get jealous.

I thought Nazis we’re known for keeping the trains running and on time? The Republicans can’t even get that right.

Having lived in Minneapolis and not experienced this rule, you’re probably right.