There is, in fact, a Little Canada, MN.

To be fair, most nights she’s between 0% and 4% black depending on the time, usually finishing at .001% black until she goes pee.

NFL: “What are you talking about? This clearly shows that playing football removes damage to the body. You clearly see Joe Flacco go from a puddle of water to a fully functioning qb!”

I’d say it’s more like an anus.

This is why we need strong social safety nets. It’s great this guy had everything work out for him, but it would be better if we could help more of the people who are down on their luck.

She was hitting on you.

Whatever happened to the old stand by of fuck you? It’s not racist and gets your point across. If there was jawing then you can talk smack, but you don’t need to be racist.

There goes your job Shannon. They shut down the store! Fire her, fire the manager, fire the staff on duty that day.

Whoever was responsible for the timing, of not done on purpose, should be fired.

That’s dumb. You’re being dumb. If they didn’t plan this on purpose like op is stating then they’re absolute morons because of course the week before the super bowl the local press is going to be covering... The super bowl.

Kirk to Cleveland would be fitting. He and RG3 could have their careers end in the same place.

“Pat Figley”

“Here’s something directly related to cars that was said at a national level by the president”

Heartbeat

Step 1) buy mosquito forceps

Not every black politician is, or needs to be, perfect. More people means more likelihood of corruption. Jail is where she belongs.

“conditions that cause severe dryness that lead to hear breakage”

Yes. The guy whose only feasible alternative to the subway was blowing up bridges is not trolling. How could I have missed that.

You have the freedom to stand for the anthem! Those that don’t will be beaten and arrested; shot if not white.

Is this really cultural appropriation? Because wavy hair has been a style for white women for a long time.