Must be visiting BYU

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

Nonsense! And I also know that if you put a plunger around your Ethernet cable you can suck more Internet out, so HA!

Abolish Florida*

Full-Kit Wanker is an exceptional phrase. When I was coaching my son’s 9-year old baseball team, the other coaches were perfectly content wearing a pair of jeans or shorts and the team’s shirt. One father, however, came out dressed in a regulation SF Giants jersey, white baseball pants, stirrup socks and what was…

Posting while drunk is never a good idea. The correct order is:

A city I lived in did the same thing for the NPR fundraiser. If they raised a certain amount before the usual fund drive, they wouldn’t do the fund drive and interrupt programming. Worked like a charm. It’s like a gentle, folksy mob shakedown. “This is nice lineup of chat shows and straight-ahead jazz you got here. Be…

Al Czervik always says graveyards and golf courses are the biggest wastes of prime real estate.

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

What kind of professional athlete doesn’t have the conditioning necessary to run 270 feet without being out of breath for half an hour afterward?

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

They should probably vet him before he visits. Then put him through some advanced interrogation, just to determine what his intentions are. Then if necessary, place him in some sort of camp until they determine what to do with people of his kind.

Manfred might say it’s driving fans away. I call it baseball, and he can fuck right off. That whole chess match was thrilling as fuck.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

As a resident of the west side of Chicago, I was particularly infuriated by his using our city as an “example.” We hate his gross building. We in the “inner city”-- which, fuck you very much-- don’t think the solution to crime, let alone long-held racism and cronyism, is any of the shit he thinks will “fix” our …

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Jesus may have had a high WHIP, but the whole stat book’s full of individual achievements. Noah could collect doubles, the Prodigal Son could get home, Eve could steal.

Wins Above Resurrection

I am a white woman. I have no stake in this. But, as a swimmer, I am crying. Do you know the odds she had to win this? SLIM TO NONE. She got 2nd at trials! She didn’t even win US trials! She beat the world record holder and her 2015 world champion in the event sister! She is an amazing woman and we are lucky to be…