Yeah, Hillary’s gotten a free pass. Someone should form some kind of committee or something.

Say it ain’t so.

So you’ve never interviewed and taken a job based on what you’ve been told of the company culture, only to find out they sugar coated things and made it seem better than it is?

That’s probably partially due to the fact that absolutely nothing to do with these asshole customers could ever be termed “refreshing.”

Who says romance is dead? Irving Berlin’s got nothin on this kid.

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

“She’s breaking things, what do I do? THEY DIDNT HAVE THIS IN THE LITTLE GIRL HANDBOOK, ONLY IN THE LITTLE BOY VERSION AND I DIDNT BUY THAT ONE!”

I sincerely hope you’re right. I feel like if I wake up tomorrow and Stephen Harper is still Prime Minister, I might just have to poison myself rather than deal with that for another 4-5 years.

They have never met anyone pregnant in real life?

I have two friends who are at 20 weeks and 22 weeks right now. Both are TINY girls. They look pretty much like this. Two weeks ago, nothing. Now they are clearly pregnant. These people need to fuck off. I have another girlfriend who didn’t even look pregnant until she was 25 or 26 weeks and people were equally rude -…

Can’t pregnant woman, just be pregnant? ?

What’s wrong with “baby bump”? “The shifting contours of a pregnant woman’s body” just isn’t catchy enough, imo.

So when are women going to start being charged less than men for the same products/services? If we aren't worth paying a fair wage, why do we have to spend the same amount?

Nathan Rabin coined the term Manic Pixie Dream Girl to describe the character Claire. So without Elizabethtown, we wouldn’t have the term, and without the term, I wouldn’t have had the idea for my PhD. Lemons...lemonade.

So this is actually one of my top 5 favourite movies. I really don’t know why or what it is, but I am not ashamed to say I enjoy this movie very much.

When you feel the need to name the most popular show that features a black woman to make the point that plenty of roles exist for black women, you’re missing the point.

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

“Hey baby, what’s your book about?”
“How to dispose of the bodies of annoying people who interrupt your reading on the bus...” Look up, smile “For Dummies.”

I have had this exact conversation so many times.

I wasn’t HITTING on you, GEEZ. Ego much? I was just trying to be NICE and anyway you’re fat and ugly.