Michael Jackson had two major sexual abuse accusers in his lifetime. Both accusers had their own shady motifs and history. One had a father who had been badgering Michael to read his screenplay with the hopes of getting him to produce it. When Michael asked that family to stop coming back to Neverland, the claims and…

And Demi Lovato is The Best.

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

Perhaps all white male actors should be voiced by Aubrey Plaza.

I love these! Oh man, if only I could get my bf to dress like me. He'd have to wear loose fitting dark jeans, and flannel, and boots, and...oh wait we dress the same. NM.

My diet buster? Not having a diet.

I hate all of this diet talk.

Okay, this might be unpopular, and I understand if you ignore it. But I really dislike this post. Like, a lot.

I got married a year ago, and at the time I found there to be quite a bit of anti-wedding bias on the Jezebel editorial staff; a good deal of the wedding-related posts were mocking traditions or, worse,…

I'm gonna have to ask you to stop sciencing, sir. You're ruining everyone's fun here tonight.

I think I probably blew that sponsorship the first time I described their motto as "Subway: Eat BLEEUUUUCCHHH."

Given that Mischa Barton is recovered from an eating disorder, is it really wise/responsible to have her as a spokesperson for a dieting/weight-loss program? As someone recovering from an ED, I feel like it would be HUGELY detrimental to me to ever be in that type of position. Why does she want to do it? Makes me sad.…

How can you be so mean about a person you've never met? Name-calling? What are you, kindergartners? Jebus.

The truth will come out, just not at this moment, because I am still talking...

"She found sympathetic ears"...they were just lying on the ground, near the subway station. It was a really lucky score.

"the fact that a seriously un-funny show with questionable moral takeaway has even made it all the way to episode 4 is, frankly, pretty mind-blowing." pffft how long has "two and a half men" been on the air?

Every time I hear the term "bad boy" describing a grown man, I assume it means "major asshole."

Given the anti-semitic climate in the country at the moment, it does not surprise me one bit how easily Galliano's been welcomed back into the French fashion scene.

because if we can't make fun of women, comedy ceases to exist?

My main thought when people comment that the celebrities shouldn't have taken the photos in the first place is "He who is without embarrassing photos cast the first iphone".

Actually I would be scared..scared I'd end up going on a date with someone that took the time to type "Wassup"