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Holiday weddings are the worst. Multiple day weddings are even more the worst. A friend of mine pitched a fit when no one was willing to spend Thanksgiving plus all the days around it on her "wedding events" a few years ago. Seriously, no one else is as excited as you. Just get married quickly and let me get back to

I married a bacon, tomato and cheese sandwich and a box of shiraz.

Interesting - and what men did he have pics of?

I'd take any recommendation from Dianne Feinstein is a grain of salt. She wasn't "too cautious" about her Iraq war vote or her husband's war profiteering, nor was she particularly cautious about granting the NSA huge leeway in surveilling the American people. Obama is worthy of some criticism, but I am not sure

Look on the bright side — maybe one day a small handful of men will be shipped off to the Hague to face charges for this, found guilty of war crimes, and sentenced to a few years prison. Then everyone will say, "Thank God for justice."

I want to know her favorite cookie recipe. You know, the same recipe the world asked noted housewives Hilary Clinton and Theresa Heinz-Kerry to provide. Sigh.

Of course it was classier. There were no Kardashians.

... no comment.

Please, Lizzy. We all know you two are dating, just like we all know that right before you two get married, you'll be swept away by some dashing maverick, leaving Marsden all alone. Again.

I do too! "Ohhhh, you're in the mob? That's just darling. Let me tell you stories of the mob I faced once...as I chase your candy ass back to Jersey."

I'd be so thrilled if you followed me, because for a brief moment in time, my notifications would say "Satan is following you." And I'd laugh and laugh.

I'd just started at the restaurant that just recently left after almost five years of serving/bartending/managing. Our chef at the time was hot shit in the local food scene. We've both moved on to bigger and better things since this restaurant.

" Beyonce is likely the finest living performer we have right now and she proved that again tonight."

Let's get real they may face felony charges but that will never happen. They'll get a slap on the wrist and be back to skeezy in no time.

“Her favored successor, Jessica Treble, is expected to have a higher tolerance of dress code violations."

He is white, lol. White people don't get murdered by the police even when they are methheads.

Every winter I think "I want a blanket for my face." Ski masks are more socially acceptable than face-blankets, so it's on.

A brilliant Jezzie said the other day that it looked like his cheeks were trying to run away from all the crazy shit coming out of his mouth. I wish I recalled who said it so I could credit them.

White people don't go to prison. She'll get a fine.