Can someone please explain to me what is so thrilling about taking shitty iPhone photos up a woman's skirt without her knowledge? Do these guys know we have an internet? Like, where they can look at crotches—porn crotches, supermodel crotches, amateur exhibitionist crotches, anime crotches, CGI crotches, old crotches,…

Maybe if we called the death penalty "late late term abortions" more conservatives would be against it?

"All I'm trying to do is make a movie that exposes the reality of the fourth most prevalent form of discrimination in the United States. How did it come to this?"

Marget Atwood once recalled that when she asked a male friend why men feel threatened by women, he answered, "They are afraid women will laugh at them." When she asked a group of women why they feel threatened by men, they said, "We're afraid of being killed."

"You want a ticket that represents men and women."

If this issue of Vogue turns out to be one of the bestsellers this year, we know how and why.

NO! Please God, not Aida! I can't stand that opera. Everyone in it is so...stupid. The entire plot could have ended 5 minutes in with 1 letter.

Whoever has the gold makes the rules?

I'm sorry, I read that as 'farting couch' and got jealous.

I wish I could stay at hotels when I visit my family.

Lets think about this. I wonder if this will negatively impact Oprah.

I really thought that Demi Moore was planning a "yogurt retreat" and just rolled my eyes and thought pffffft, celebrities.

DROP EVERYTHING JENNIFER LAWRENCE HAS A BOB NOW.

My favorite fact about myself is that a phone call from Ted Kennedy once interrupted a threesome I was having.

why do we let the celibate have opinions about this at all?

I like how this portrays dads as good-hearted bumbling morons who are out of touch with their children, but gee whiz, you lovable dolt, you're dad and we love ya!

Oh please mister man, won't you tell me what is feminine and what isn't!?

Ugh. I was such a trendsetter as a baby, child and young adult. #nomakeup #allnatural #justme

I'm not a parent, and I'm not a pearl clutcher, but the whole cutisie thing people do with projecting adult relationships onto babies a la Prince George is super creepy to me. I have some Facebook friends who do this all the time — "already a lady killer" and "future husband and wife." Why?? Their entire adult lives…