Also, your shoes. Whatever shoes you wear? They are emasculating. Probably best if you just stay barefoot. Because the shoes are the problem, not because I want you to be barefoot.

Yes, Leno reminds me of the new Kinja as well.

Unless you are Jesus, breaking the food into pieces doesn't magically make more of it.

Apparently we can expect McConaughey's best work 10 years from now.

Teenagers don't use logic when deciding to have sex. They're going to do it whether or not they have protection against pregnancy or STDs. Do they think no one had sex before birth control and condoms existed? Nope, they just got pregnant, which is what social conservatives want apparently.

Your post is so spot on. Guys take advantage of how women are socialized from birth to always be nice. I was nice to the guy who coerced me into sex, even tho I was furious and betrayed. I went into autopilot and didn't protect myself.
I think breaking this "nice" mentality is absolutely what we need to do, and I…

Thank you for this essay, for so eloquently putting into words the pride, power, fear, anxiety, and weakness I feel every day and sometimes all at once as a woman.

I can only tell you why I enjoyed watching SVU; others might have entirely different reasons. But, I mainlined that shit after my rape. I couldn't get enough of seeing Benson and Stabler care about the victim, of seeing them try their damndest to get justice. It was so cathartic to me to see justice meted out…

Please more of this and less celebrity bullshit.

If Kimmy K is black by injection, does that mean my husband is black by immersion? (I assume I'm not white by injection. )

I only have an associates in Strumpetry but am enrolled in an online certification program for Tarting about Town with a concentration in Galavanting. I aspire to be a full-fledged Slut and Master Whore one day, adjunct teaching at several schools, spreading cheer and lasciviousness to all who enroll in my classes.…

sluts are just whores in training

I like the later sunlight that DST brings, but I just don't understand why we need STANDARD time anymore. Why can't we just spring forward one last time and then stop jacking with the clock forever?

Except you didn't do that. You posted a shitty photo of her and responded with nothing but bitchiness and snark.

But since you seem to think that Lily Allen is "perpetuating systemic sexism", I'd like to know what is it she does. Her choice to have guy friends? Not sexism.
Does she employ/work with only guys? Does she…

Well, you definitely showed that Lily Allen, eh? Way to go, responding to her remarks in a cogent, thoughtful way.

Definitely proved her wrong.

So women shouldn't refuse to participate in a destructive cycle of competition, they should just wait for men to change things? Yeah that sounds pretty feminist. But if women are going to stop being horrible to each other Jezzy couldn't keep covering Miley Cyrus so I see your investment in it.

A few months after the death of a baby my husband and I very much wanted, I found out that a friend had had an abortion. She was terrified to tell me because she thought that I would hate her for killing her child (her words) when I couldn't have mine. Her sister used me as an example of why abortion is evil. I was…

Who's my hero? Me, in ten beers.

And then, the abortion receiving woman is weighed to see if she weighs less than a duck.