My father told my mother he wanted to name me Brunhilda, but we're 53% sure he was kidding. If I'd been a boy, my name would have been Charles. I feel like they'd have called me Chuck.

I can see this video. My red wine and I approve. Also, I can has fuzzy?

Not available in Canada. My red wine and I are rather upset about that.

That and his show "High Ground" were the two reasons he was my supreme heartthrob as a teenager.

My favorite thing about myself is my imagination. Its wild and crazy, and all over the place. Any time I'm bored I can come up with a story to entertain myself without pausing. I've always told myself stories, its super fun for me. Its only a little awkward when the story I'm telling myself makes me laugh, and other…

My sister-in-law doesn't wear makeup. She is beautiful. These two statements really don't have anything to do with each other. People are beautiful regardless of the things they smear on their faces. Makeup is not what makes you beautiful, you are what makes makeup beautiful.

I used to work at a chain steakhouse. They were kind of fancy (cloth towels in the bathroom), but still mostly casual. I was a busser there, and one of my jobs was restocking the aforementioned cloth towels in the bathrooms. Now, guys were supposed to the mens room, and girls only the ladiess, but of course some of…

BTW, do not watch this gif while eating an apple. It will end badly.

This is so perfectly put. Next time someone brings up sexual purity, I'm totally laying this gem on them.

Well thats just ridiculous. I have no pity, and that made me giggle.

Well color me curious! What is the terrible prank?

I find it funny no one noticed your bridesmaid falling over, because at my wedding, my skirt knocked over 2 of the lanterns lining the isle, and EVERYONE noticed. I think it was hilarious, but I'm amazed such a little thing caught so much attention.

That's pretty crazy. I have no idea if that thought ever crossed my friend's mind. Of course, even if it had, they don't know what the guys name was, and their father and grandmother have both passed away, so they have no way of finding out. I guess some people need to know the people they came from, which I guess I…

I know someone who discovered their grandmother was raped and that was how their father was born. This person did not find out until they were nearly 30 years old. It's changed their whole view on their life, and their family.

You too??? It wound up mostly working out for us, since we had about 10 people RSVP and then just not show up (no explanation, some to this day), but MAN that pissed me off. Its OUR wedding, not your party...

We tried to have that policy. People just brought their other halves anyways... We were annoyed. We wanted a small intimate wedding, we wound up with peopl we didn't know in attendance.

I married my college boyfriend... But I didn't go to college until I was 24, so I was already past my expiry date.

I totally read the last line as "get his dude"...

Oh God, purity rings... My particular denomination did not participate in this craze, but I was hugely dedicated to religion as a teen, so I made my own. I had a series of purity rings. The first was "obsidian" it spontaneously broke into 3 pieces and fell off my finger. The second had shells in it, and while I was at…

Our apartment has dried paint (or something of roughly the same consistency) stuck to the bath tub. I've tried baking soda, magic erasers, and CLR. Nothing gets these stains up. There also seems to be some kind of wax I can't budge either. (For clarity, this was all done by the previous tenant). Is there anyway to…