Stripped of 11 pounds.

Forgive me if I missed it what time zone is this wonderful list for?

At least he can count on workers comp...

Pretty sure FCA has approved leaks to jl forums directly. They did this with a jk forum as well.

Statutory Grape.

Just curious are donuts cheaper than a dollar anywhere still?

Reckless discharge and destruction of property... That trucks value has to be high enough for an arrest, not like he shot up a group metro...

So my scout 80 is mid engine? You must be high.

Pcp?

Your article keeps mentioning curvature of the Earth, however Kyrie Irving has disproved this. We all now know the Earth is flat.

Fuck the NCAA.

Secondary mascots are the best mascots. Crazy crab is possibly the best secondary mascot.

I would really like to see the fine print on the lifetime warranty I keep hearing about from Strong VW has to be so full of holes.

Pretty sure gas + foam = napalm

Nine more seasons!

They use the same PEDs as Payton Manning.

I still want to punch Joe Buck more than any other sports person.

Stockton slap! 209!(Diaz brothers would be proud)

Gripless* I fixed that for you.

Couldn’t* why cant people ever get this right? Correct use: I couldn’t give less of a fuck. Saying you could give a fuck or a shit means you do care. This is worse than their there they’re or your you’re.