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Can’t people just get along and stop kibbling about small issues such as this?

Oh boy can’t wait for a hot take from Gene Atkins and Michael Irvins.

(w)Oof. That was a good one.

I see what you did there, that’s ruff man, life’s a bitch, he should not roll over and beg or heal at the whim of his owner!

Yeah, but he rolled over pretty quickly.

For real. If Kaep gets signed he’ll be on a short leash too.

At least Mike now admits he was barking up the wrong tree.

I don’t have a dog in this fight, but I agree it looks like Vick made Kap his bitch.

Universe of stars for this one

I can’t wait til Kaep caves, goes out and punches a woman and murders a few dogs and immediately gets offers from multiple NFL teams.

Im surprised they got Vick to play ball on this one

He sounds like he had a great freshman season. Maybe he can become the first successful gay NFL player too. A lot of football players in my high school growing up were slightly homophobic so I’m sure it was tough on him.

People who take their kids to breweries and bars that also happen to serve some food are the worst of the worst. They are all, without reservation, 20 and 30-somethings who don’t want to give up their lifestyle of going out and getting tanked but are too cheap/stupid/whatever to get a babysitter. I don’t want to

“internet activist” == “anti-semitic doxxing troll” now?

Moving from Greenpoint, where street cleaning is twice a week, to Sunnyside, where street cleaning is once a week, has improved my life in ways I never thought possible.

Slam dunks aren’t easy even with a trampoline

“And the Lord sayeth unto him; Judge not lest ye be judged. Unless that bitch is poor in which case fuck her she probably deserves it. Let us not forget the parable of the slut and the government… For it is the government’s primary duty to punish those who we deem as irresponsible with their vagina’s and life choices.

Well, that’s just stupid.

“Could you imagine the outrage if there was a male only festival? During White History Month!”