This is the kind of shit you do when you are OBSESSED with propagating an ideology. This motherfucker is literally not living in reality

I await the outraged denunciations of movement conservatives, who are not opposed to all immigration, but only illegal immigration.

I’m lucky because I live in NYC. But just a heads up to the rest of you… When you travel abroad, its gonna be awkward at times. Getting worse before it gets better.

+1 Not mother?

Damn....we are gonna run out of corks during this administration....

He’s not totally wrong. Vlad could misjudge his meth dosage, kick the bucket, and immediately make millions of people around the world much safer

Ol’ Linds periodically gets the vespers and feels the need to share how aghast he is.

“Because if we cut coverage to the poor, the old, and the infirm then Daddy’s boss will take more money home and might some day feel like giving some of that extra money to his employees.”

Indeed, they’re just cowards as much as that loser Senator from Kansas who now opposes it because two other colleagues did. They who are so Christian refuse to stand up for injustices done in their name, but get offended so much if you call them racist.

He basically said “If it bleeds, we can—”

“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”

He said he respectfully disagrees with some of the coverage he has received from the media, in particular from Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski, but nevertheless he respects the need for a searching and critical press to a functioning civil society, and ultimately he welcomes the scrutiny because he thinks…

We’re all watching a predator at work.

At the national level, there are no moderate Republicans. They all own this, no matter how hard they wring their hands over vulgarity and sexism.

John McCain would like a word.

This just felt right.

Oh Ben Sasse. Continuing to be the worst. Right up there with Paul Ryan when it comes to fools who tell Trump to stop and then fall in line to vote for all this garbage.

What did Cheetolini say this time? I’m watching Predator at work and don’t feel like clicking the link to his Twitter feed.

“I don’t see what the problem is. Face-lifts are elective procedures.” - Republican Voter

It’s funny until you realize what his job is.