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Is it proven that a white person did it? Because if it’s play-off related, the suspect could be any number of colors.

We whites (1) require proof that he didn’t spray paint the slurs himself and (2) after providing said proof that he stick to sports. Oh yeah, first amendment!

“Can we really actually prove it was white guys who did this? I mean, like, was it even really racist? Was it any more racist than anything that happens in any other city, and definitely wouldn’t happen in Boston? You gotta ask yourself, you know, because the blacks...you know, the black people, they will do anything

“Can we really actually prove it was white guys who did this? These blacks...you know, the black people, they will do anything for attention, and in this day, you know, everyone always has their cameras out to capture anything that happens out there. So I can’t believe nobody would get this on tape. SHOW ME THE TAPE!”

“Well, let me tell you a thing or two about being black in America.”

Perfect synchronicity between comment and handle. +1

HEY WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST RESPONDERS AND FIRE FIGHTERS AND TROOPS HUH LEBABY????/

Thank you, I was trying to figure out the appropriate Curt Schilling joke to make here.

It seems, the stronger you proclaim you are an American, the less you are one.

My personal favorite bit of GOP hypocrisy is Mick Mulvaney railing against relief for Hurricane Sandy, but then demanding flood relief for his constituents with some language about how “now is not the time for politics.”

One of the few pluses of the Trump Administration is that he’s laid bare for all who care to see it the reality of the Republican Party: ideologically vacant and dedicated only to the upwards redistribution of wealth and animus towards minorities.

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“I Already Have A Black Friend, Thank You Very Much”

I do expect there will be some political body ruling over the mid part of North America. Something like “The Republic of Covfefe”.

“Make America Great Again” was a much more convincing campaign slogan than “We Literally Hate Everybody.”

Having worked or studied in Virginia, Indiana, Ohio, California, Arizona, Tokyo and London, the places where I (an Asian dude) and my wife (a Hispanic woman who is not infrequently mistaken for Persian) experienced the most blatant racism was definitely Canada and Western Europe.

Not too shocking, most of the countries in the world are somehow even more racist than the USA.

Shockingly, Eastern Europe is pretty fucking racist.

she’s either the smartest or dumbest player on the team.

I feel like you’re not quite getting it.