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What’s a gay? There are no gay in Russia.

It’s like when I was a kid and I wore a t-shirt that read “Property of Cubs”... BUT I WASN’T A MEMBER OF THE CUBS!

But the Russian Olympic Committee felt the need to unpack Melnikova’s Instagram post. In a tweet, they wrote, “She may be a feminist but still, [she’s] pretty and talented.”

Pringles? You mean Hitler’s favorite potato chip?

Holy shit, do you think Lay’s is aware of that? That could be a pretty big lawsuit!!

I love when brands expect us to cooperate as if we won’t immediately ruin their campaign. It’s like handing a 12 year old a can of spray paint and acting surprised when their wall is covered in dicks.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

There appears to be a race developing between the Cinci WR who broke the 40yd dash time at the combine and Hamilton for charity later this year. I want to see that race.

I was bullied as a kid, and I would never work for a known con artist and sexual predator. You can still despise him, he wanted to be on the bullying side. #GOP

Brother, thats an article about how murder was used by conspiracy theorists. Having a wikipedia article BECAUSE some asshole said Hillary murdered you is different than her murdering someone significant enough to have a Wikipedia article

Man Hillary is really shitty at being evil. She put all her millions of fake votes in California and New York and she always seems to kill only the most tangentially important and low profile randos. Of all the people shes had killed, only Vince Foster has a wikipedia page

By the way, using the republican tell of “Smelt it, dealt it”

“Hey, I’m a deeply polarizing candidate who is in the middle of the most important stretch run of my career. Some damaging information has been leaked so of course the sensible thing to do is MURDER THE SOURCE despite the fact that the information is already out there and this could only cause unspeakable damage to my

Is it still possible to have legitimate questions asked and answered without venomous attacks based on political preferences?

About 0.6% of people identify as transgender, or about 1.4 million adults in the U.S. So you’re right, it’s only a couple kids per high school, probably.

“Why must we discriminate just a few people per school?”

Because it’s not about the actual few people per school, it’s about the religious right sending a loud public signal that being trans in general isn’t a legitimate thing. These are the same people who thought 20 years ago (and in many cases still do) that gay

To give you an idea of what nutters we have here (or at least cynical opportunists that pander exclusively to such nutters), the Lieutenant Governor, a former sports/political radio yakker in the mold of Rush Limbaugh, is threatening a special session (re-convening an already-adjourned Legislature) if a

Starting to really seem like people who run for state office are just bat shit crazy and unemployable anywhere else, which is how we end up laws like these coming about.

I’ll see your 50 and raise you another 50 that 50% are from your dad and the other 50% are from my dad.