Spoiler Alert: He signs the hat and throws it into the crowd while a child weeps.

No. Thanks for projecting though, nice touch.

there don’t need to be literal camps for the comparison to be appropriate.

yes.

Not ones with clipped wings though.

Every time someone releases a dove, they are required by law to cut a royalty check to John Woo.

life on the edge

#2 is better with weed.

oof.

i’d watch that.

Its cool. I assume you didn’t set your beer down before you made that comment. Happens.

1-4 cool.

i know how to play. we call it redneck horsehoses though.

i was going to mention that too. that’s the only acceptable form of volleyball.

and how are they going to hold it if you’re not already holding it? if you already set it down to fucking play volleyball, they’re not holding shit.

Oh, sure. But do you play #5 with a beer in your hand?

And where are the games involving dogs? Not cool Laura. Why do you hate freedom so much?

This is the most unAmerican bullshit I’ve ever seen. The top five lawn games should not include any entries that require you to set your beer down to participate in them.

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