OMG THOSE ARE SO FUCKING ADORABLE. I wouldn’t eat any of them, I’d just want to shellack one and add it to my epic snowglobe collection.
my state so blue
the-shade
I’ve made those globes. While technically edible, would not recommend. No flavor and hard. Also, greasing the balloons did not help!
We need more diversity of desserts.
Pie or pastries over cupcakes and all their ridiculous hype. Skill > decorating!
If a TV channel is copying the shot sequence chosen by a gelatin-jockey blogger with presumably zero film expertise, they deserve to lose. They also deserve to lose because they are the Food Network.
And she deserves to win because one day she will make the enormous gelatin balloon which will take me away from this…
She is literally telling people that the response to Goop is because people are jealous that she’s so pretty and successful. Her complete lack of introspection amazes me. No, Gwynnie- People are pushing back because you are insufferable and think you are superior and therefore qualified to tell other people how you…
I met a friend of a friend at a party years ago who met Gwyneth at a PR event and lightly complemented her and simply got the “Eyeball head-to-toe, roll your eyes, and do the snotty half-smile routine before turning your back” routine.
She has a point. Whenever a man tells me to steam my vagina I spend all day sitting on the kettle. But when she does I mock her.
I was going to push a jade egg up my chocha and then saw a picture of Attractive Gwyneth Paltrow and said: aw hell no. I’m just going to wait for an uglier, less successful woman to sell me an expensive, one-way ticket to vaginal bacteria-palooza.
Word. I fucking hate Trump and I still think Griffin deserves to have her career ended by this shit.
Not that I want to be that person buuuuuut......the very few times Trump mentions Barron and it’s a clear attempt to pull at your heartstrings. Just smells a tad bit like manipulation is all.
I guarantee you he had to ask someone how to spell Barron’s name.
I’m sure Donald was really concerned about Sasha and Malia’s emotional well being when he was peddling his birther bullshit for eight years.
Setting The Record Straight: IRISH: THE FORGOTTEN WHITE SLAVES
I just searched mine on Twitter Audit. Turns out I don’t have a Twitter account, thank Jesus.
Just for fun, I’m going to try to explain this story to my mom.
Well this is a nice story. Lorde seems like a decent youngin.
I remember reading an adult book in 9th grade for a book report and I found out the hard way that one of the ways the teacher would test if we had read it was by randomly flipping to a place in the book, reading a paragraph, and asking us what it was about. I was panicking the whole time that she would flip to one of…