You know what bugs me? (ok, a lot of things do) People who sound like they reluctantly found themselves in love with someone totally against their will. Does it make it more valid if there’s conflict or resistance? Is love only worthy if it stalked you for years and then finally it leaped at you from behind the bushes…

Monogamous consensual relationships? That’s not how we do it at Fox News!

They’re both so insufferable. I wondered how they stayed married to other people all of those years. At one point, they were calling each other “Mommy” and “Daddy.” No way in hell would I be happy with my spouse behaving that way with their co-worker. Their divorce will be a shit show of epic proportions.

This is a romantic comedy that I would pay not to see.

They just want carte blanche to do whatever the fuck they want to/in/with foreign countries, without having to answer for it.

It is my absolute belief that you can tell everything you need to know about someone based on how they treat severs.

Honestly, animated transitions are overrated to begin with.

Although I understand in the larger sense that we’re all totally fucked and likely going to die soon, I must admit I do enjoy me a Spicey meltdown.

Ever notice how his eyes are always bloodshot and puffy?

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Spicer: “The president has an EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE, FULLY ENGORGED PENIS!!!” *storms off*

Yeah I wish people would stop buying clothes for her. Carters and H&M are usually where we go for clothes, and I also buy her stuff that’s just a bit too big so she can wear it for more than one season. Though I find Carters to be a bit too black & white in terms of like, gendered clothing. There’s nothing really…

I live in a constant state of “flabbergasted” at this point.

Does he deserve all of it?

If you laugh with someone in public, you are required to leave your spouse and marry that person. Hey, I don’t make the rules.

Really? I love her and thought she was funny!

So... Kelly’s been screwed by her last two cohosts (if rumors are to be believed about all of the behind-the-scenes drama and *feelings*) and now she’s taken on a guy who got to where he is by making his first cohost disappear completely off the face of the Earth*?!

Oh boy, I’m imagining how badly this will end when Ryan takes Kelly’s job. Once Seacrest is on a job, he always takes over and apparently never leaves, given his 50+ jobs.

This is a little puzzling. Ryan Seacrest is a fairly powerful person in Hollywood. Why would he take a CO-HOSTING job...with Kelly?!? If I were Kelly, I’d keep my guard up—I’d feel like they’re putting him in there in order to oust her and get a new woman host on there (of Ryan’s choosing, of course).

Who’s a good co-host? Who’s a good co-host? You are! Yes, you are! Aaawubwubwubwub!