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That’s it. I’ll say it now. Jasper Fluffypants 2020. Unmarried and neutered, but in a long term relationship with a pillow. Loves children, scritches, and watching football. Long history of advocacy for universal veterinary care and the eradication of cockroaches. Definitely not a Russian spy.

Years ago, my Fox News-watching dad came over for a visit and gave my son Bill O’Reilly’s book for teenagers. My son said “Thanks Grandpa” and after my folks went home, my kid tossed the book in the garbage. He was 14.

2%? By Grabthar’s Hammer, what a savings.

2%? By Grabthar’s Hammer, what a savings.

“Some of my best friends have children.”

Benefit’s tinted lash primer solves that issue. some people struggle with the applicator at first, but i actually really like it.

they just should announce it as do with side effects for medications.

I’m not a big makeup person, but I recently started using mascara primer and OH MY GOD why did nobody tell me about this sooner?

Florida Man chooses Florida Man to represent him in Florida Senate.

They have chosen some.... weird choices the last few years. There’s def something sketch going on.

What the what? Does she have a movie coming out?

I mean, she’s clearly a beautiful woman (on the outside at least) but I guess her publicist had to do some serious work to make this happen since she’s not really a thing anymore.

*This* right here! There is no room for complacency among Dems anymore.

*sigh* I’d hoped that he would be able to lock it up today. So close, yet so far.

Voters better fucking show up then too.

took me an embarrassingly long time

Just that same reminder as always - ModCloth is now a Walmart owned company.

Just that same reminder as always - ModCloth is now a Walmart owned company.

Don’t, the thing leaks from the top. It’s nothing but a home mug for me now.

Don’t, the thing leaks from the top. It’s nothing but a home mug for me now.

I bought a pair of the shot glasses way back when Shep first featured them. They’re still the first glass I reach for when I’m drinking anything chilled or iced.

I bought a pair of the shot glasses way back when Shep first featured them. They’re still the first glass I reach