I’ve often said if I ever won the lottery, after I spent a couple of years traveling and enjoying the world, what I’d probably want to do is settle down to just take college classes for the sake of learning, which wasn’t enough of a focus for me in college. I was more consumed with managing to keep my GPA high enough…

I don’t hate him. But he CAN NOT ACT. He is a terrible actor. He found a role that fit the three faces he knows how to make and his ability to drink a lot and hate himself. But that’s it. Is he funny when Tina Fey writes for him? Kind of. In the sense of a dog wearing clothes. Because all the jokes are about how…

I mean, marijuana is not evil but it can make you psychotic.

I love the fact that Chinese are on her list of approved races.

EVACUATE THE COMMENTS SECTION!!!!!!!!

It’s Texas.

Then why did they use the bathroom at the back of the plane?

lol @ “can we have TOO MUCH confidence” already undercutting, undermining them, sowing doubt. get used to it while you’re young girls!!

Holy crap, people. We haven’t progressed in our parenting techniques past “do a ton of the really bad thing to teach you to hate it”? So damn tragic. Poor kid.

Not even a liveblog?

“Trump rally tonight! Who’s in??”

I don’t care who you are, you will feel so much better about yourself by comparison after watching any amount of this show. I think the key is you’re really not supposed to care about the people being filmed. It’s like the producers are in on the joke and saying “look at these fucking idiots.”

PHRASING!

“I love you.” [in Bane voice] -Jurassic Porker to anybody for attention

You could pull your hair back in a french twist or other simple, chic updo and then add an accessory to your hair. I’ve been seeing a lot of celebs do that and I think it’s a subtle way to create a cool look. Some of these aren’t great but you get the idea!

Isn't she Hispanic?

Agreed. Plus I hate this appropriation of "nerd" culture now. Like you're not a real nerd unless you play clarinet, love math and science and your mom more than anything. Liking video games and star wars does not make you a nerd, cuz news flash, most everyone likes those things now. "ooh im such a nerd cuz I read…

He is awful. He seems like a nice guy, I guess, but that's not enough for a tv show. I'll also admit that I don't find his nerdiness endearing. Be interesting, not an excited fan getting an autograph!

I hope Colbert spanks his ass hard in the ratings. He’s a way better showman.

I’m just waiting for Samantha Bee’s show to come out.