What is that tiny object in the distance behind the flowers, floating above her right shoulder? A little laundry basket?

I don’t think someone as impulsive as Trump wants to take the time to proofread (or think “Is this tweet a good idea?”).

Maybe he doesn’t need to sleep (some kind of foreigner thing?) or he has a superfriends squad of villains with different powers used for evil, like mean powerpoints and mass-brainwashing the populace to think inaugurations were sparsely attended.

To be fair, that’s not the only way in which Trump has allegedly committed rape.

Personally done by President Obama (probably).

UGH.

Bethenny and Carole?

She stopped? For reals?

I adored Google Reader. I use Digg Reader now, but I wish I could search posts. Years ago, the said they were working on that feature but it never appeared.

Fake news, another Obama smear to try to distract people from the Russia story. SAD!

I hope it’s more than 20, and no conjugal visits with Mother.

Your dad?

And live music to entertain the hip party people while they take care of business.

How much is the appropriate amount to tip a bathroom pianist?

It’s like traffic when you’re already late!

Activists who protest him are enemies of democracy!

It’s like 10,000 spoons on your wedding day.

personality issues

I’d quite happily hug and do him. He’s always seemed like such a kind, down-to-earth, generous man. He’s also easy on the eyes.

Billy has good gaydar, but it’s not as perfect as it seems from this bit. He’s been wrong before when he’s guessed someone’s sexuality on the show. I hope you’re right about them leaving lots of John-Oliver-loving-gays on the cutting room floor. This edit seems so slanted that I think you’re right that they had a…