Thing is, you’re right that they’re morons.

dapping right back atcha, brah.

Yaaas, homefry.

I think it’s a term of endearment, like boo or honey.

I agree. I might try fruit now!

Gee, I hope Woody Allen didn’t disrespect her.

The laughter was a good start.

A non-voter I had basically begged to vote and hadn’t heard from since before the election sent me a cheerful text today asking how I am. REALLY? HOW DO YOU THINK I AM? Heartbreaking, grim AF day.

Yeah, you’re right. Space didn’t ask for our trash any more than the oceans did. If only we could shove all these types into Trump businesses and then zap them into an alternate reality where they can live with themselves and no one else — no animals, no plants, no oceans, no space.

That makes sense. I was picturing them combusting, but why take the risk? Using them for fuel is a cool idea. It would be amazing if these waterlogged crapsacks became useful.

Sounds great. Or to one of those planets incapable of sustaining human/sub-human life

Did you have to mention Trump?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hey, gray is a beautiful color.

The ocean doesn’t want them either. Can they be shot into space?

I hadn’t but rme. Screw that guy.

What would he do without Twitter?

I liked this article a lot more than I enjoyed Love Actually.

He can replace Mike! Actually, any new character replacing Mike sounds great.