YES. It’s fucking unreal.

I think maybe he wants them to print the flattering pics they took (lol lol lol) or Photoshop the hell out of every pic of him.

lalalala, I’m not listening.

ugh, those (alleged) coke sniffles during the debates, and his weird affect.

He knows HUNDREDS of the BEST plastic surgeons in the universe and every one has told him he’s a PERFECT specimen and they wouldn’t touch a pore, wouldn’t change a THING about him.

omg, nightmare fuel.

He is such a whiny baby it’s astounding.

Hard to believe Trump lied about something!

*Shudder*. Clumpy dirt lumps, yup. Not everything that grows is meant to be food. My dad has always insisted that they taste like candy. I bought him some freeze-dried beets at Trader Joe’s; that was too much even for him.

You don’t have your own goat???????

Right on. Beets are the woooooorrrrst.

Still a better love story than The Donald and Melania.

Global warming is a Chinese hoax!

SAME! I’ll become merrily distracted. When I remember him and his band of bigots, I’m flooded with awful emotions — terror, anger, sadness, shame. UGH.

Sure, but take Bieber back.

There ya go, lol.

You need a soul to have a soulmate.

I would.

Yeah!! Can we replace Pence with a zygote while we’re at it? He seems to prefer the pre-born, so he’d probably be totally cool about it.

When did mothers stop grating?!