IKR? I’m tired of being lectured by Canadian and British trolls, who only come to Jezebel to troll.

Yeah, stupid Hillary with her research and planning and policy and basically knowing all of her shit. It’s almost like there’s a ephemeral reason why she needs to always come off prepared and not wing it like the rest of the people in the election.

Yes, and that more important thing he needs to remember is how to implement his policy about breaking up the banks.

It’s no coincidence that the rise of Twitter, in which you can only use so many characters in a tweet (and thus no specifics) spurs under 25's who neither need nor want specifics.

I especially like this passage from Barney Frank:

But I’m not a racist I have black friends!

Yep. On a more serious note, no female candidate would be able to get away with what Sanders or Trump has gotten away with. Which is making stump speeches but being pretty ignorant about the details. Because a female candidate has to be twice as prepared or she will be crucified.

Not yet.

Trump has already praised Putin repeatedly. Because they are both unstable megalomaniacs they get along like a house on fire, or should I say a world on fire.

Hell, he’s too unstable to be the President of the Hair Club for Men, let alone the President of the United States.

Which I why foreign leaders have been talking to both Obama and Hillary Clinton about their concerns. They are really afraid of a Trump presidency and possibility that he will totally destabilize the world.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Ding Ding Ding, you’ve won the internet for the day.

On a side note, I like her white dress with the purple flowers.

Not to mention that he must unfurl his three foot long strand of cotton candy hair that he usual keeps wrapped around his head all day. He probably makes her brush it and braid it for him.

It’s so “Stepford Wives-ish”

Honestly, I just have a hard time feeling any sympathy for women who willingly become trophy wives to rich assholes.

Note how she refers to their son as “my son”. That’s telling. He is probably completely absent from responsibility of raising his son. Which is a good thing really.

You got that right.

However, I’m pretty sure that insurance will cover his emergency room visit to have his head removed from his butt (after the deductible of course).