Have you asked your uncle what predictions he has in 2012 if Obama was re-elected? And after he is done talking about the end of days, remind him that unemployment is at 4.9%

More like early-onset narcissism.

Calm yourself, Adolph.

Jesus Fucking Christ on a Popsicle Stick

Imo, it’s not a matter of liking what we have now vs. changing everything. It’s a matter of what can realistically be done vs. promising the moon (and not being able to deliver on any of it). Anyone can promise Medicare for all, free college and $15/hr minimum wage. But he very well knows that none of this will…

Yeah, I feel like Jezebel is a safe space for feminists (somewhat eroded due to trolls during this primary season) to comment on a variety of topics. Since I don’t care that much about make up tips and celebrities, I’m more interested in social commentary and politics. I hope it changes, or some other site is going to…

I agree. It seems to me that the only political articles you can find on Jezebel are snarky ones about the orange freak, a paragraph or two about how Bernie is Jesus, or a snarky one about how Hillary is a bond villain. I would like some more articles about both Bernie and Hillary that are not hyperbolic or hit…

Her daddy done give it to er.

Please somebody interview them. Because I want to see their ridiculously ignorant responses posted on YouTube. Remember the beauty pageant contestant who sounded like a moron during her Q&A? Take her, add Sarah Palin speak, and a liberal does of inebriation, and you get “Hoes for the Donald”.

So what does it take exactly to get fired by Sony Music? Apparently being a sexual predator is not enough.

I would go with White Privilege Month Year Century. Leave in the struck out words to make a point.

What societal pressure do you experience as a white person?

Yeah. Then they could address male privilege at the same time as white privilege.

Sigh. Organizing a church burning and timing it just right is an art form. It should not be left to amateurs. Now can you go to Home Depot and pick up the lumber we need for the cross burning? Also, can you pick up coffee on the way back, I will take a caramel macchiato.

“White People’s Privileged History Month”

And the one POC who they keep tracking down to ask her opinion on race is just exhausted really. She just wants to be left alone.

Why haven’t they done a Broadway musical about cheese? They’ve done one about everything else. Each audience member could enjoy a delicious sampling of cheese whilst an actor dressed as Gouda sings about their first love being lactose intolerant.

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Hipster Hell.

*poof* I’ve just turned into a Lesbian.