Cute. They should have added a “Six Degree of John Stamos” category.

Have I got the guy for you! When unfurled, his hair is 3 feet long and ripe for braiding. True, it has the consistency of stale cotton candy and smells like parmesan cheese left out in the sun, but it’s long, like you asked.

I think girls are going through puberty so early because of human growth hormone put in all the meat products.

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Memories light the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories of the way we were

Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another for the way we were.

Can it be that it was all so simple then
Or has time rewritten every line
If we had the chance to do it all again, tell me, would we, could…

Oh. I did not know that. Interesting.

Sadly, it has to be said, because somewhere there is an idiot contemplating doing just this.

With your vagina?

Did I just accidentally stumble upon a piece from The Onion?

The voice of reason.

I think Colbert occasionally still plays the right wing satire bit to get laughs.

She is doing the right thing. She will campaign for the eventual nominee and play the role she needs to in uniting the party and talking about why it’s important to vote for the nominee in November.

I would say yes.

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If you bothered to watch any of the debates, she lays out her platform in detail. And she talks about what she wants to do in detail in any of her speeches. Much more so than Bernie. Not my problem if you can’t hear her. I realize that it interferes with your narrative to treat her like a candidate with a platform,…

And most MRAs are also white supremacists and gamergaters.

Thank you for allowing me to finally use this cartoon:

Oh, I would love love love a “I’ve just been fired” sour grapes confessional tell all.

“The Try Guys try harassing Michelle Fields”.