Is this your plan for how to meet girls? I’m sure someday you will find a girlfriend at one of your hockey games. True, she might be missing a few teeth, but beggars can’t be choosers, eh?
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O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons Berniebros command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee troll.
God keep our land glorious and Troll free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee troll.
O Canada,…
Do a write in for your mom, in whose basement you reside.
WTF are you talking about?
Your position is that you are a Canadian, troll.
It seems crazy that in order to get pregnant, men necessarily have to NOT wear a condom, thus, if they have Zika, exposing their partner to the virus. It seems that all you have is testing once you are pregnant, which is not a great option.
Can you be a more obvious troll if you tried? I think not.
And male. And a hell of a lot more privileged than those with a uterus and the unprecedented attacks on access to birth control and abortion. Equal pay? Not your problem. I doubt you even think about any of that, do you? Because you don’t have to. A right wing supreme court for a generation is no skin off your back.
You presuppose that Hillary has to be “kept honest” in the first place. What was she doing when she voted the same as Bernie 93% of the time, genius? What kept Obama “honest” for 2 terms? What keeps Bernie honest for 5 minutes?
The Zika virus is God’s just punishment for brazen hussies having sex anyways. Everyone knows that sex is only allowed through a hole in the blanket on your wedding night.
No worries, as a childless person you are going to hell anyways. Heathen!
Remember when Jezebel was a really nice place to comment with only a few bad trolls down in the grays? I look forward to the day that we get our nice neighborhood back.
You are Canadian, you lying troll!
Virginia is a swing state.
Thanks, I don’t know why I let myself get dragged in every time. He’s probably a troll anyways.
The only way that any president, including the Messiah Bernie, can live up to their campaign promises is to elect a democratic majority in the House and Senate. And even then, not all democrats are liberal. Because that is how government works. Your lot can blame Obama all you want for not magically swooping down and…
I’m not going to convince you of anything. In fact, I encourage you and all of the Bernie bro’s to support Donald Trump. It’s a natural progression for your type. And then you can keep demonizing Hillary to your heart’s content.
Obama and Clinton are exactly the same. Well, except she’s a woman. And you know, women are naturally not to be trusted, amirite?