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My life would change for the worse under either a Trump or Clinton presidency. Nice try, though!

BTW, this is what white male privilege looks like. When the entire thread oohs and aahs and no one calls your candidate evil.

Magical? Are you people for real? It was a bird randomly landing while a politician gave a speech. Get a grip for god’s sake.

A bird randomly landing while a politician gives a speech at a rally is the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen? You need to get out more.

Oh for the love of god, will you people stop worshipping the man. It’s a bird and he’s a politician not the Messiah.

so if a dog doesn’t like you, you’re literally worse than Hitler

Because Trump and Clinton have the exact same position on reproductive rights, immigration, universal health care, climate change, LGBT rights, governmental regulation, alternative energy, taxes, social security, Medicare................oh wait.

And over here on your left, folks, we have a Bernie baby in his natural habitat. Note his willful ignorance in failing to understand exactly WHY Guantanamo Bay is still open. He thinks the president is a king, who can do whatever he wants, without an act of congress. See also 2010 midterms in which Bernie babies

No, it DOES NOT make sense, because these same Bernie or Bust folks praise, or at least refuse to criticize to any serious extent, Obama. And Hillary and Obama are basically the same. No, the double standard between how they treat Obama and Hillary Clinton is, imo, something else that rhymes with “mulva”.

Or have them say something so astronomically stupid as maybe America should suffer under Trump in order to spark a revolution.

Fucking over those who will suffer as a result of a Trump presidency, including those with uteruses, undocumented immigrants, people with pre-existing health conditions or on Medicare, is absolutely a privilege, genius, because you and your white privileged college educated self will be just fine, won’t you?

In Asian cultures (such as India and China), brides wear red. White is the color of death.

And I am willing to guarantee that Trump has had a lot of affairs and probably frequents prostitutes. He is that type.

And just in case you plan to eat something particularly fattening, I want to you put this image in your mind: You are being forced to unfurl Donald Trump’s hair. It is 3 feet long and of the consistency of cotton candy and smells like parmesan cheese left out in the sun. You are then required to brush it for him while

But don’t the grays remind you of the moors?

But you must stay in the Grays, because gray is an appropriate color for a spinster with no prospects starting as our new governess, Miss Tremble.

Footsteps? What footsteps? Those aren’t footsteps you heard, that’s just an old house settling. Now come away from there now and let me show you the library.