Is the Ferret who is staple-gunned to the top of Trump’s head considered a pet or an indentured servant?

It really was a barbaric and weird thing to do.

I can fault women for choosing to become trophy wives. She is basically acting as his ornament and not expressing actual opinions on anything. Why do women get a pass for choosing a giant asshole as a husband?

Hilarious!

Obama can effortlessly put Trump in his place because Obama is respected and a man with class and gravitas. Hillary will also put Trump in his place, when the time comes.

They were afraid to go after Trump because they are afraid of offending their racist, xenophobic, misogynist, homophobic, anti-intellectual base. The same people they cultivated for their own benefit have now turned on them and are rampaging in the village out of control.

Here’s this to tide you over:

Which leads to the next analogy: “Always look at the crotch before picking a dress candidate”

I thought Trump would be Chipotles.

#NeverFeelSorryForKasich

Sorry, but Jebus says that you will be getting that forced transvaginal ultrasound and you will like it!

A wadding pool in which one or two of the candidates have quietly peed in.

What is the deal with fashion’s obsession with rompers anyways? What are we? Toddlers? Down with rompers!

I agree. Even if it caused him to have paranoia. That does not translate into violence. As time goes on, I wonder if we are going to find that he was already abusive to begin with and there were other instances of violence.

The racist opportunist is the one in the human skin suit and tiny Elvin hands and the sociopath is possibly the Zodiac killer, and keeps a dungeon in his basement. Whatever you do, don’t accept any invitations to dinner!

By all means, Donald and Ted, go after each other with a vengeance. A cage match between the racist opportunist and the sociopath should be very entertaining.

You called ME a homophobe, idiot.

OMG, how do your survive day to day life as a giant fucking moron? With no reading comprehension whatsoever. And don’t call me princess, you POS.

OMG! That’s hilarious, in an extremely disturbing way.

She looks like she has had too much plastic surgery.