He should get an extra day for that Tebowesque helmet throw.

Feinberg? More like FINEberg...am I right? Yeah? Hello?

This awkward, painful looking slide reminds me of the first time I got to third base...

PSA: This is what years of Shaq Fu will do to your feet.

I used to eat shrimp whole (including the little tail shell thing) to eliminate the evidence of how many I had eaten.

I used to make a concoction that was 4 packages of Ramen in the largest mixing bowl I could find that would also fit in my microwave. I would empty the noodles into the bowl, fill it up with water and microwave it for 4 minutes or so. Then I would add all four seasoning packets, stir it up, slap 4 or 5 slices of…

Is it just me or does Christopher Cross bear a striking resemblance to Parks and Rec era Chris Pratt? I suppose it’s actually the other way around but dammit, I was hoping that was a video for “Bye Bye, Li’l Sebastian”

Talespin*

And I’m

Meh...

Luna the Hedgehog

And now imagine the Mandarin in Chief strutting around Mar-A-Lago with an erection because he finally got to bomb someone.

“I’m going to be working for you. I’m not going to have time to go play golf.” - Trump

Jesus....that’s amazing.

There are several vending machines at my job that will cycle through a second time if the bag of chips doesn’t drop the first time. I actively hope for my chips to get stuck because if they do, I get double chips!

Who would win in a reading contest, Trump or Mayweather?

I’ve listened to the Hamilton soundtrack on a loop for most of the last 2 days. Lin makes me feel better.