Didn’t I see a better version of this movie back in the 90's?

If it’s the wrong time of the month, I might tear up from “Papa Loved Mama”, by Garth Brooks. That totally doesn’t deserve it since it is just supposed to be a fun, rollicking song about infidelity, murder, imprisonment, and children being left almost as orphans.

My God. What a piece of shit. I mean I knew that already, but . . .

That’s what I do whenever the server presents that little saucer of ecstacy pills to the table; put one in my anus to assure the rest of the table that they aren’t bad. My friends really appreciate the considerate gesture.

Korach thought it was a metaphor too, till he found his ass being swallowed up.

What about these people extolling the benefits of alkali water and telling me where to go buy it? Are they all full of crap too?

Verklempt?

Sipsy was able to swing it without a problem.

As I floss my hundred-spokes, it’s no joke!

For real. After you’ve seen him play Tommy Lillard, bank and train robber with a heart of gold, how could he ever just disappear into a role as an archaeologist or a president?

Way to one-up those hippies taking LSD and trying to understand Herb Alpert lyrics.

Young, passionate, and pre-80's.

Are there any benefits to drinking raw eggs?

Luckily, some people go left of center across that line on a regular basis.

This. Exactly.

100% wrong. All children are born as egocentric psycopaths. Only through sustained work do parents socialize them into being respectful, rule-abiding humans.

If, on the other hand, you want to encourage rampant fornication and masturbation, I would recommend listening to his very distant cousin, Larry Graham.

$13.46/hour. You can live decent in Buffalo on that and he only has to put in 20 hrs a week. Not too shabby.

I’m pretty sure there was only one battle of Antietam.

In the most commonly played live version of “Dear Abby”, John Prine gets the giggles over his own lyrics so that he has to delay jumping into the third verse by a couple of bars. Admittedly, that song is funny no matter how many times you’ve heard it.